Monday, March 11, 2013

Monday morning 3/11/13 p.s.

I just ran back up to see if the door was still open so I could find more treasures.  Smart grandma. She closed the door.  Maybe tomorrow.

Monday 3/11/13 morning

The grandpa left his door open when he left for work today.  Bully for me!  I could go in and rummage through the garbage in their bathroom when no one was looking. Wonderful treasures there. I found one and brought it downstairs.  Grandma wasn't happy. I growled at her.  But she ignored me!  Instead ... she TRICKED me.  She put on her shoes and went outside the door where I couldn't see her.  It was more than I could bear.  I dropped the treasure and went to find her.  Since I still needed to go potty anyway it was good timing.  So outside I went.  But then SHE snuck back in while I was doing my business and hid the treasure!  Tricky grandma.   So I grabbed my rope instead so we could play.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Wednesday noon

I love it when the Grandma chooses Chicago Mix popcorn for lunch. I get the cheese corn and she gets the carmel corn...except sometimes when a carmel corn drops.  Bonus!

Wednesday late morning

This is a mystery.  When Grandma throws one of those cool white balls, I see where it falls and chase it.  And I dig and look for it in the snow...but I can't find it.  After a while, I look back to Grandma and low and behold the cool white ball is at her feet ... and she throws it again ... and I chase it ... and I can't find it ... and I look back ... and the ball is at her feet again.  How does it get there mama?  I need to know.

Wednesday 730am

I'm duh-pressed.  Grandma just told me that mommy MIGHT not come home today because the highway is still pretty icy and snowy.  It's icy and snow here and I loves it. I'd love it more if mommy was here.  I'm duh-pressed.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Tuesday 3:20p.m.

I've pulled the Snoopy's insides out of a hole I made in his back.  And I tore one ear completely off.  Puppy dogs is creative like that.  And the living room floor is so much more fun now with all the tufties.

Tuesday 1:45pm

Just so you know, I hate him too, Mom!

And do you know what he's eating?????  That's just disgusting!!!

Tuesday 9:30am

I is inspired.  The grandma told me that there is a cat who made videos of his thoughts and now he's making commercials.  Maybe this blog will make me rich too.

Meet my new muse (I doesn't know what a muse is but grandma typed it anyway) Henri:

Monday 8:30am

Sometimes I have to share the grandma's lap. And I don't like it!

Tuesday 750am

The Grandpa left his bedroom door open.  I went in.  Then I barked to let Grandma know I was being naughty.  I'm a good puppy that way.

Tuesday-732am

See. I loves my Snoopy Dog.  I really do.

Tuesday 727am

Grandpa just left but he'll be back soon because of the big snowstorm. I loves my Snoopy Dog.

Tuesday-715am

Forget Snoopy. Grandpa is eating a cheese croissant!  Cheese croissants were made for puppies.  It says that in Deuteronomy.

Tuesday-7am

I FOUND SNOOPY!

Monday, March 4, 2013

Monday - bedtime

I left Snoopy at the front door because I know he would be worried about me when I went outside.  I was so eager to come back to him that I didn't want to do my poopies.  Came in and he was stolen so I had to go to bed without him. My guess is the Grandpa took him in the few minutes that I took my eyes off the front door from outside.  I'm duh-pressed.

Monday 8pm

Only four hours from brand new to destroyed.  Snoopy's officially mine now.  Off to beg for orange pieces from the daddy man.

Monday 5:59pm

Y'know... It's either in Deuteronomy or Leviticus - it says that potato chips are made for puppies.  I'm sure of it.

Monday: 4:45-5:30

Running around the back yard once in snow drifts is almost as tiring as 5 times around without any snow.  Of course, I has more fun in the snow just I can jump and play more.

Monday 5pm

One hole. White fur that's no longer white.  Lots of threads. Yessiree - Snoopy is mine now!

Monday 353pm

Yep. I do like it.

Monday- 3:35pm

I love my NEW Snoopy Dog toy.... I think.

Monday-3:15p.m.

Grandma's HOME!  Baby toys and red rope madness. Oh yeah, I gotta pee too.  Whoo hoo!

Monday-3:00pm

Grandma's been gone like ALL day.  I gotta pee.

Monday 11:19am

Phew. I'm pooped.  All that snowball chasing wore me out big time!

Monday 11:00ish

I'll tell you what. Those snowballs are tricky.  They can hide really fast even when I think I've got 'em! (taken with grandma's phone ... you get what you pay for ...)

Monday-10:47am

Yippee!  A walk around the yard!  I was getting bored (and sleepy) waiting for grandma to get all her stuff done!

Monday-15

9:12am... hmmm...that new harp sure is pretty. It's a good thing I don't lift my leg to do pee-pees or I might have to leave it a calling card too...

Monday-14

9:11a.m. - I heard mommy in the grandma's phone but I can't find her.  I'm really duh-pressed now.

Monday-13


 9:03 a.m. - I like Bach, but I love Rachmaninoff better.  (Grandma's not very good, fyi. But don't tell her I said that.)


Monday-12

8:30 a.m. - Now the grandma is really going to get dressed.  I guess she lied before.

Monday-11


8:17 a.m. - For future reference, I like warm scrambled egg better than cold leftover egg. (and when I forget to eat on Sunday, I eat a lot more for breakfast on Monday)

Monday-10


(Katije: "He should try finding a warm spot and just sleeping all day… works for me. Wink.")

Monday-9


8:03 a.m. - The grandma said she's going to go get dressed.  I'm even more duh-pressed.

Monday-8


7:38 a.m. - I'm duh-pressed.

Monday-7


7:37 a.m. - Trying to take a nap but the grandma keeps going places around the house so I have to make sure she's not in danger.  

Monday-6


7:22 a.m. - Look at the big patch of pretty yellow snow I made, Grandma!  Take a picture for mommy!

Monday-5


7:21 a.m. - I need to remember to MAKE myself go poopies before bed even when the noises outside make me to scared to stay outside.  That took forever!

Monday-4


7:20 a.m. - I'm duh-pressed on the couch but the grandma made me do my morning business outside anyway.  It's gonna be a loooong day.

Monday-3


7:17 a.m. - Where's mommy?

Monday-2


7:17 a.m. - Who cares about watching the Grandpa leave out the front window… I'm off to wake up mommy!!!

Monday-1


7:16 a.m. - Heard the Grandpa leave through the front door so I started whining.  I really was hoping I could sleep in after such a long walk yesterday and no nap but I didn't.