7/31/13 - 5:23pm

I want to play with the BB gun for some reason.  Get it for me. Now. Baby toys are for babies.

7/31/2013 2:21pm

There was a french fry in the bottom of the bag!  Hoooooray for me!  Good thing MSG is good for puppies...

July 31, 2013 - 11:00am

Napping.  Duh-pressed. Mom's gone.  Grandma is boring. Big. Heavy. Sigh.  That is all.

The garbage is fun...

And disgusting!

The Adventures of POOP MOUN-TAIN

This winter (2012-2013) I discovered my favorite place to do my morning business.

Poop Mountain.









Interestingly, by the time spring started to warm things up, the lovely white snow wasn't so white anymore...

And Mom will have a LOT of clean up to do after many months of enjoying my adventures on Poop Mountain.

And I still want to come in...



Love-Chivs

Monday morning 3/11/13 p.s.

I just ran back up to see if the door was still open so I could find more treasures.  Smart grandma. She closed the door.  Maybe tomorrow.

Monday 3/11/13 morning

The grandpa left his door open when he left for work today.  Bully for me!  I could go in and rummage through the garbage in their bathroom when no one was looking. Wonderful treasures there. I found one and brought it downstairs.  Grandma wasn't happy. I growled at her.  But she ignored me!  Instead ... she TRICKED me.  She put on her shoes and went outside the door where I couldn't see her.  It was more than I could bear.  I dropped the treasure and went to find her.  Since I still needed to go potty anyway it was good timing.  So outside I went.  But then SHE snuck back in while I was doing my business and hid the treasure!  Tricky grandma.   So I grabbed my rope instead so we could play.

Wednesday noon

I love it when the Grandma chooses Chicago Mix popcorn for lunch. I get the cheese corn and she gets the carmel corn...except sometimes when a carmel corn drops.  Bonus!

Wednesday late morning

This is a mystery.  When Grandma throws one of those cool white balls, I see where it falls and chase it.  And I dig and look for it in the snow...but I can't find it.  After a while, I look back to Grandma and low and behold the cool white ball is at her feet ... and she throws it again ... and I chase it ... and I can't find it ... and I look back ... and the ball is at her feet again.  How does it get there mama?  I need to know.

Wednesday 730am

I'm duh-pressed.  Grandma just told me that mommy MIGHT not come home today because the highway is still pretty icy and snowy.  It's icy and snow here and I loves it. I'd love it more if mommy was here.  I'm duh-pressed.

Tuesday 3:20p.m.

I've pulled the Snoopy's insides out of a hole I made in his back.  And I tore one ear completely off.  Puppy dogs is creative like that.  And the living room floor is so much more fun now with all the tufties.

Tuesday 1:45pm

Just so you know, I hate him too, Mom!

And do you know what he's eating?????  That's just disgusting!!!

Tuesday 9:30am

I is inspired.  The grandma told me that there is a cat who made videos of his thoughts and now he's making commercials.  Maybe this blog will make me rich too.

Meet my new muse (I doesn't know what a muse is but grandma typed it anyway) Henri:

Monday 8:30am

Sometimes I have to share the grandma's lap. And I don't like it!

Tuesday 750am

The Grandpa left his bedroom door open.  I went in.  Then I barked to let Grandma know I was being naughty.  I'm a good puppy that way.

Tuesday-732am

See. I loves my Snoopy Dog.  I really do.

Tuesday 727am

Grandpa just left but he'll be back soon because of the big snowstorm. I loves my Snoopy Dog.

Tuesday-715am

Forget Snoopy. Grandpa is eating a cheese croissant!  Cheese croissants were made for puppies.  It says that in Deuteronomy.

Tuesday-7am

I FOUND SNOOPY!

Monday - bedtime

I left Snoopy at the front door because I know he would be worried about me when I went outside.  I was so eager to come back to him that I didn't want to do my poopies.  Came in and he was stolen so I had to go to bed without him. My guess is the Grandpa took him in the few minutes that I took my eyes off the front door from outside.  I'm duh-pressed.

Monday 8pm

Only four hours from brand new to destroyed.  Snoopy's officially mine now.  Off to beg for orange pieces from the daddy man.

Monday 5:59pm

Y'know... It's either in Deuteronomy or Leviticus - it says that potato chips are made for puppies.  I'm sure of it.

Monday: 4:45-5:30

Running around the back yard once in snow drifts is almost as tiring as 5 times around without any snow.  Of course, I has more fun in the snow just I can jump and play more.

Monday 5pm

One hole. White fur that's no longer white.  Lots of threads. Yessiree - Snoopy is mine now!

Monday 353pm

Yep. I do like it.

Monday- 3:35pm

I love my NEW Snoopy Dog toy.... I think.

Monday-3:15p.m.

Grandma's HOME!  Baby toys and red rope madness. Oh yeah, I gotta pee too.  Whoo hoo!

Monday-3:00pm

Grandma's been gone like ALL day.  I gotta pee.

Monday 11:19am

Phew. I'm pooped.  All that snowball chasing wore me out big time!

Monday 11:00ish

I'll tell you what. Those snowballs are tricky.  They can hide really fast even when I think I've got 'em! (taken with grandma's phone ... you get what you pay for ...)

Monday-10:47am

Yippee!  A walk around the yard!  I was getting bored (and sleepy) waiting for grandma to get all her stuff done!

Monday-15

9:12am... hmmm...that new harp sure is pretty. It's a good thing I don't lift my leg to do pee-pees or I might have to leave it a calling card too...

Monday-14

9:11a.m. - I heard mommy in the grandma's phone but I can't find her.  I'm really duh-pressed now.

Monday-13

 9:03 a.m. - I like Bach, but I love Rachmaninoff better.  (Grandma's not very good, fyi. But don't tell her I said that.)

Monday-12

8:30 a.m. - Now the grandma is really going to get dressed.  I guess she lied before.

Monday-11

8:17 a.m. - For future reference, I like warm scrambled egg better than cold leftover egg. (and when I forget to eat on Sunday, I eat a lot more for breakfast on Monday)

Monday-10

(Katije: "He should try finding a warm spot and just sleeping all day… works for me. Wink.")

Monday-9

8:03 a.m. - The grandma said she's going to go get dressed.  I'm even more duh-pressed.

Monday-8

7:38 a.m. - I'm duh-pressed.

Monday-7

7:37 a.m. - Trying to take a nap but the grandma keeps going places around the house so I have to make sure she's not in danger.  

Monday-6

7:22 a.m. - Look at the big patch of pretty yellow snow I made, Grandma!  Take a picture for mommy!

Monday-5

7:21 a.m. - I need to remember to MAKE myself go poopies before bed even when the noises outside make me to scared to stay outside.  That took forever!

Monday-4

7:20 a.m. - I'm duh-pressed on the couch but the grandma made me do my morning business outside anyway.  It's gonna be a loooong day.

Monday-3

7:17 a.m. - Where's mommy?

Monday-2

7:17 a.m. - Who cares about watching the Grandpa leave out the front window… I'm off to wake up mommy!!!

Monday-1

7:16 a.m. - Heard the Grandpa leave through the front door so I started whining.  I really was hoping I could sleep in after such a long walk yesterday and no nap but I didn't.